Shoes

[Octavius]

Why do people wear them?



And why does China Doll find clogs erotic? Whereas Beryllium and jno get excited when you say the words�.. miu miu..?

[mr-wonderful]

My mouse said DIDDIDY!!! Like P Diddy!

[beryllium]

Your blinkin' firewall China!!! lol... xxx

[Octavius]

Death metal / P Diddly, more or less the same ear damaging noise?

[mr-wonderful]

I'm just teasing you my good fellow. I actualluyprefer listening to the delightful sounds of Vivaldi, particularly the Winter section of The Four Seasons...unless that violoinist chappie, Nigel is involved. Nasty little runt. Should be up a chimney!

[Octavius]

Now, whilst Mr Kennedy may in many quarters be classified as a visual catastrophe, I do offer him some merit in the line of rubbing his bow along a g-string. If anyone can play Vivaldi throughout the season, then I am pretty sure he can. If you put headphones on whilst tempering the olfactory senses, then at least you don�t have to look at him, merely enjoy the mousey squeaks emanating from his tool of trade.

[mr-wonderful]

I happen to know Mr Kennedy intimately, and very much enjoyed the mousey squeaks emanating from his tool of trade.