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funkymoped | 19:31 Tue 04th Dec 2007 | ChatterBank
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paid a penny, but only farted ! why do i still laugh at this sort of humour ?? :-)
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Because you have a sense of humour unlike many on this site.
Because it's funny, even when a penny becomes a p. Moreover, bowels get into a habit. Most people have a satisfactory motion 'first thing' and based on a regular intake of foods to which they have become accustomed. If you throw this out of kilter by throwing really hot chillies at it on, say, a Wednesday, then expect to be late for work on Thursday.
its easy to laugh at and doesnt upset anyone .
doesnt make fun of anyone just makes you giggle
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thats the thing Lucy, this site is funny...
there are one or two in here that make me laugh on a regular basis.. "YO HO HO"
Whiffey, erm..... yeah, ok mate !
:-)
Toilet humour has no age limit funky :)
I was just trying to explain tactfully that chillies go beyond gentle farts to more robust and frequent follow-throughs.
My toilet is very humourous. Always yanking chains.
There's no two ways about it .. farts are funny!!!

.....unless they are silent and violent!
sbd
wind is a most unusual thing
Proceeding from the heart
until it takes a downward turn
it then is called a fart,

Fart is a chemical substance
coming from planet bum
it rolls down your leg like thunder
and lets off a hell of a hum.

Dads favourites (R.I.P) not by me lol
Real life situation. You are at a party, a sherry-type party, and you feel the movements, so you edge politely towards the terrace, lift a cheek, and attempt to let a slider out, but disaster ! there are a few lumps there ! This has happened to everybody I will guarantee.
never having been to a sherry type party

youre wrong whiffy im afraid
Do you mean follow through whiff?
Yes tigger, I suppose I did mean follow-through, but there are two types. If you are sitting at home then you can just let rip, and if things go wrong then you can always have a bath. At parties you need a gentler strategy, an easing out. It is when this goes wrong that you have to make excuses and go home early to check.
The smell will probably give it away anyway! If the dog is at the other end of the room you won't be able to blame it on him/her. Lol
Teacher in classroom "OK children give me a sentence with Definitely in it
Susie "when I get home from school I am definitely going to have pizza for tea"not right says teacher you might not
Mikey "When I get home from school I am definitely going to have a shower" not right says teacher you might not
Johnny "Have farts got lumps miss" no Johnny "then I have DEFINITELY **** myself"

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