Rude joke
woman goes to hospital to have her vagina tightened up. When she wakes up from the operation she sees 3 cards on her bed side cabinet, the first card is off the doctor and says "thankyou for being a wonderful patient and you'll be pleased to know that the op was a success", the second card's says "get well soon, can't wait to try out the new you! Your loving husband Ron", the last card says "you don't know me, my name's Dave and I'm in the burns unit. Thanks for the new ears!"