Just after midnight I was taking my three cats for a walk down their favourite country lane. We were strolling by the caravan park when I espied the glitter of something metallic in a quaint little garden patch. Behold, it was a computer tower looking all lost and abandoned. It seemed to call out "Please take me, and also help yourself to some cucumbers and beans as well." I took the poor thing home, plugged in in, and wow now I can talk to you guys! Are the banks open today?