dilemma

[bobtheturkey]

if your fig roll dropped into your brew, what would you do?

[unrulyjulie]

get another one of course bob! Been years since i had a fig roll! I like lemon puffs too.

[sausagemash]

ooo all this talk of food is making me hungry

[funnygirl]

Lemon puffs are my fave too!!

But I don't like fig rolls.

[mccfluff]

make another one, talking of which its about that time.....

[Ice.Maiden]

Fish it out and eat it. x

[snagged]

I couldn't give a fig ;o)

[banjobabe]

Hey Bob,

Hate fig rolls!

If it was something I liked I would fish it out and eat it.

BB xx

[cazzz1975]

make yourself a figroll surprise by putting loads of figrolls in your tea then mashing them with a spoon, then you eat them with the spoon

[whiskeysheri]

I had a packet of fig rolls in my drawer here at work, bob. My dad ate them all and filled the pack with the contents of my stationery drawer. :o(

[helliebobs]

Whisks that sounds exactly like what my dad would do to me!
It's bad enough that he locks you in a cell! Buy some more out of petty cash and eat them all right in front of his face :)

[whiskeysheri]

I will bobs. He's a git. He stuck a note on my back yesterday... and let me eat that spider :o(

[helliebobs]

You ate a spider?! :(

[whiskeysheri]

I could have sworn I'd told you, hun!

I was talking to my dad in the unit (full of creepy crawlies), and he was watching my face really intently. I thought he was just being weird (as he often is), so carried on talking. Ten minutes later, he just looked at me and said, really calmy, "You've just eaten a spider".

Apparently it had been hanging in my hair and had crawled in the side of my mouth! I didn't even feel it!

[helliebobs]

Your dad is so mean hun, but so cool :)