In front of the congregation the minister high up in his pulpit produced two glasses. Into both he placed two worms. In one glass he poured water and into the other he poured whisky. In the water glass the worm swum about quite happily. In the whisky glass the worm wriggled for a short while then died.
"Now members of the congregation....Can you tell me what this means!" A voice echoed from the rear of the Church.