funny lines

[leg_end758]

Classic line on ashes to ashes.
She wont open up to you shes afraid of men .

" plenty of women will open up to me without so much as a shandy down their neck "


Can you remember any others from tv?

[Barmaid]

Also from Ashes to Ashes "they give someone who has periods this much responsibility?"

[~max~]

One of many from Friends:

"I'm not so good at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

So very me, and totally something my best mate would say too! lol

[leg_end758]

And " i suggest you drop this quicker than you drop your knickers love "

[leg_end758]

" thatd go down as well as a pork pie at a jewish wedding "

[Myriad2112]

'She goes like a privy door when the plague's in town'.

Blackadder II

[Barmaid]

I so love Gene Hunt!!!

[Postdog]

I like the old classic "I'm a bit of a bull 5hitter myself, but carry on, I'm still listening"

[leg_end758]

Bring back the good old days.


To hell with pc

[~max~]

My fave of all times though, from the Monty Pithons

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"

[col craddock]

Ashes to Ashes, Is it Gene Hunt, Philip Glenister, the script writers or a combination of all three that makes good telivision,remove one element and the line falls flat.and so does the programme

[hau kola]

Mine is from Blackadder,the xmas one when he says "Baldrick,i want you to go out and find a turkey so large you`d think its mother had been rodgered by an omnibus".

[leg_end758]

The character , the actor , and the music too.



Dammnnnn what happened to the kiss????????

[Myriad2112]

We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun.

Blackadder IV

[leg_end758]

What did you expect to see from a torquay hotel bedroom window ?
herds of wildebeast roaming across the sarangetti perhaps?or the hanging gardens of babylon?

[tiggerblue10]

"The worst battle fought since Olaf the Hairy, king of all vikings, ordered 2 thousand helmets with the horns on the inside"!