I understand it, it sounds like a bit of a ******.
But for the police to have arrested and charged you... the US authorities would judge it upon that.
You could quite possibly get in on the Visa Waiver Scheme, whether entitled or not. Read the US Foreign Affairs Manual (see previous posts) for the absolute benchmark definition of moral turpitide.
If you were taken to 'secondary inspection' at a US port of entry, it is half way to an inquisition, and it is not nice. And yes, you can expect them to throw 'trick questions' at you...
(Last time I went through it, the guy kept demanding 'Tell me something I don't know!' - still to this day haven't worked out what that meant or implied)