Dehumidifier and humidifier

[lukey121]

If you put them both in the same room to fight it out who would win?

[HelpfulHarry]

Ask Harry Hill

[markja]

the 'lecky company!!!

[buildersmate]

Assuming this fight was kosher, the humidifier would win on Jew Points (Dewpoints).

[vehelpfulguy]

This sound like a "joke" by the stand up comedian Steven Wright, famous for his one liners.

Another one of his, in similar vein.

I put instant coffee in a microwave.....and went back in time.

http://www.stevenwright.com/index.shtml

[Disco Fever]

I would of thought if they were the same size in output and input they would cancel each other out....

[Myriad2112]

I don't get the microwave joke