penguins

[legend004]

Can you remember pi pi picking up a penguin in the old days?

you couldnt hide one in your hand thats for sure.
i bought a pack in iceland tuther day.
it said

buy 9 get 9 free


A bargain , or so i thought

i didnt realise theyre half the bleedin sixe they used to be grrrrrrrrrrrr


Well as a consolation theres a joke on the wrapper.


Brace yourselfs for a ribbb tickler here.


Q WHY CANT PENGUINS FLY?






A BECAUSE THEY DONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR PLANE TICKETS !!!!




OR BETTER STILL ?????????




Q WHERE TO PENGUINS KEEP THEIR MONEY ?








A IN A SNOWBANK !!!


Well im sitting in a pool of my own urine after being unable to contain myself.

Anyone else find them excruciatingly funny too ?

[mrs_overall]

Ping.
There goes another rib.

[stonemonkey]

Hmmm not great jokes - maybe children find them hilarious.

Are the penguin biscuits really smaller? That's a shame. My Mum used to buy them for us each week. I think the other choices were Club or Wagon Wheels.

Thanks Legend, you've made me smile at the memory.

[aka pixi]

okay so the jokes were crap but I agree about the size of stuff. Wagon Wheels are half the blooming size they used to be, I had one the other day and it was gone in 3 bites lol

[poohshunny]

I was dissapointed when I bought some too. As for the jokes on the wrappers, the only person who found them remotely funny in my house, was my 10 year old son. Says it all really. I think they got the jokes from the reject bin at the Christmas cracker factory!

Where do penguins go to dance?


A snowball.


Groooaaaaaannnnnnn

[legend004]

wagon wheels aint shrunk as much as penguins












i thought id bought a packet of chicks fgs

[sleepyj]

in sains its buy 18 get 18 free

[cazzz1975]

jam wagon wheels are gorgeous, penguins are a bit of a chocolate covered bourbon

[sleepyj]

ive just ate 4 penguins ...they are small ...i bette have good work out later