I was also banned from the Student Union at Aberdeen University where I read a Masters Degree in PSYCHOLOGY for putting the sealing wax AND the lit match INTO the box of votes for the Student Union Counsel instead of sealing it.
it's a self imposed ban so i can have peace and quiet in my own home without being nagged by the wife and kids.
thought i'd throw in the dog for good measure!
I do not have tattoos on my cleavage (I have just spent good money on them being rounded to perfection). I do however have a tattoo of Donald Duck on the left cheek of my upper, thigh lets say!
I HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM THE LOCAL PROBATION OFFICE - not because I was ON PROBATION but because I went in there to get my miniature daschound.............. (Guinness is his name the dear wee soul) some water and told the girl what for when she said they did not provide refreshments for animals ! What about the lot they give bloody cups of tea for eh !!!!!!!!!!! answer me that one !
Yes for throwing up in a nightclub a few years ago
I tried to get in a few weeks after but one of the bounces recognized me and wouldn't let me in lol x
I'd love a night out with you Unruly Jue and your other frriends. We could have a scream in the tower lounge Blackpool lets say, all dressed up as convicts in stripey outfits.
Sounds good to me.
Do you do karaoke too?
I was watching that Ant and Dec last night (the first Saturday I have been sober in 20 years) and I want to go on that Karaoke thing on there. That would be a hoot.
I am NOT THAT FIESTY, quite the timid without the demons of Blue Wicked topped up with Vodka and 3 pieces of ice in it (only three pieces since I am on this Gastric Band Diet).