Can you help me please.

[captains log]

I have just taken a frozen chicken kiev owt the freezer and me mrs has gone away for the weekend so she cant cook it.

How do you cook it.
Oh and I have some microwave chips as well where do they go.

[HANDBY]

Captain, put your reading glasses on & it will tell you on box. Failing that , put kiev in oven for bout 25 mins, Chips in micro 2 & half mins. Think I would go to chippy myself. Enjoy. Jane

[Mamjet]

microwave chips go up your arse. enjoy!

[tiggerblue10]

Make sure you heat the oven for at least 5 mins before putting the kiev in!