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styley | 02:48 Sat 15th Mar 2008 | Jokes
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Some women attending an international seminar. The host gets up and asks "Hands up any women whose husbands help with chores?" No hands go up. "Ok", she says, "I used to be like you, then one day thought to myself, no more. I got my husband and shouted at him.. I refuse to do anymore chores til you start helping out. It took a month but now we take turns doing chores. Now", she says, "I want each of you go home and at a stage over the next week say to your husband what I've explained. We'll meet back in six months".Six months later, they meet to talk about their issues. The host asks "Did anyone take my advice standing up to your husband?" Some hands go up. "Ok", she says, "you first, Consuela". Consuela, says, "I did whata you say. I say to my husband, I do no more for you until you do too for me. The first two days I see nawthing, next two days, I see nawthing, the next day I come home, I find a nice paella on the table, after dinner my husband take away all the dishes and wash them". A roar comes up from the crowd."You next Maria", says host. Maria gets up. "I say, Luigi, I do a everything for you and a you do nothing for a me. Well no more a will I do, until a you give a help a to me". The crowd are clapping at this. "Well", says Maria, "the first a day I see nothing, a second a day I see nothing, but a the third a day I come home, all a the clothes, they are ironed and a nice bowl a spaghetti on table". The crowd whoop and clap."Well done", says host, "right, Maggie, how did you get on?" Maggie gets up with a strong Scottish brogue and says, "Well I went straight home after our seminar and straight up to Jock and roared at him, I'm nay doing a f***ing thing in thay hoose agin til you take yay finger oot an help me". The crowd are in a frenzy cheering all the way. "Well", says Maggie, "the first week ah seen f*** all, second week ah seen f*** all. Then, beginning of the third week", raising her hand, " I started to see a wee bit out of this eye".
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I don't get this?
maybe this will help - what do you tell a woman with two black eyes.

Nothing - you've told her twice already.
I just wish I could read
Great joke im gonna pass it on to mates ben laffin for 5 mins now LMAO

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