How do you make the perfect chip butty?

[haysi06]

A couple of girls I work with told me that they have never had a 'piece in chips' or a 'roll in chips'!

I thought that everyone loves a chip butty.

So whats the perfect chip butty?

Two slices of plain bread, butter and tomato sauce or a morning roll chips and gravy....yum

[weeal]

I call them 'ousiders' too lol

[unrulyjulie]

whats wrong with it???? lol i hate them, its like eating flowers but not as tasty.

[gonzo00]

yea jugglering..are you jus like nigella lawson....can jus imagine you describing a chip butty in a deep sexy voice whilst licking mayo off your hand! lol!

[gonzo00]

jules...something has come between us...my love of parma violets:(

[Jugglering]

Ohhhh gonzo.. I never lick mayo off my hand, just off my double fried golden potato chips..... slurp.... lol

I shall have to send you a piccie..... of me in my pinnie....

[weeal]

lol whats a parma violet between friends now eh

[beejay1124]

gonzo & weeal you had mentioned Ayr--a few of us were over and were in a chippy on the Prestwick Road- my mate told the serving wench his pie was cold -she lashed it into the hot fat , fished it out and gave it back to him --vile!

[unrulyjulie]

im so sorry gonazo, we knew there had to be an achilles heel somewhere but i dont think we should let it spoil things!

vissy, definitely NOT dandelions, they make ya wee the bed but then again they are weeds. Im recomending a nice dhalia

[cruella]

julie
You are supposed to be working from when John left you in charge. lol

[unrulyjulie]

and now ive gone and put an a in your name!!! Oh no, its all going t1ts up!

[Info Bank]

Here is on the outskirts of Glasgow.

[unrulyjulie]

oh cruella, i dont know what he's done but i cant help out on this one! Ya reckon i'll be in trouble when he gets back? I'll have to buy extra cream cakes to appease him!

[gonzo00]

promise not to snog ya with parma violet breath darlin!;)

[Info Bank]

Wash the lot down with some Barrs Irn Bru.

[cruella]

Well, Jules, You are second in command.
I would be working on it all weekend before John gets back! lol

[unrulyjulie]

you are one hell of a charmer gonzo lol

[gonzo00]

wink wink..still got it babes,still got it!lol!
gotta go out now but will catch up with ya all laters....be good!;)

[unrulyjulie]

enjoy your night gonzo! :-)

[haysi06]

bye Gonzo, have a great evening. ;)