Newsflash.

[Richie1976]

Police station toilet stolen.

Police have released a statement saying they have nothing to go on.

[4GS]

That's because they are useless tw4ts
They found a body buried in a` village I lived in, it had been strangled and put there in 1745. Now they describe the suspect as a 283 year old white male who should not be approached

[squarebear]

A hole appeared in the local nudist colony's fence.
Police are looking into it.

[sleepy1]

rich thats a bit old ,,,4gs funny ...

[bigmamma]

The neighbours reported their dog missing , but the Police said they had no leads .

[sleepy1]

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

[figure]

That's funny Mamma and Sleepy! xx