My human has been cruel to me....help!

[frankiecat]

Earlier today I was reclining in my favourite cardboard box when my human came along, picked me up, removed my blanket and dumped me down on hard cardboard.

I followed her to see where she was going with my blanket. She put it in a big machine - one that sounds loud and makes things smell flowery. I cried for my blanket - and watched it go around and around in the machine.

I have spent ages making my blanket smell of me and now I will have to start again.

My sister, Merlin, will probably like her blanket smelling all nice and girly. But I am a tom cat.

Help me please.

Frankie
Cat

[Psychick]

OK but tell margo I only accept payment in the form of purrs and nuzzles.

[madboutcats]

margo wants to know when you can start and she'll pay you in wet nse cat kisses as she doesnt do hugs.

[tiggerblue10]

I'm feeling much better now but my human has been naughty and eaten a load of biscuity things. Humans are so stupid aren't they???

[pastafreak]

Poor old mate frankie......you must be like me.....before my 'mum' took me home from the shelter....I was "done"-whatever that means!!.....tho sometimes I feel as if I am missing something! Anyway-apparently...if I still had all my bits I would be able to get even by "spraying"....said to be the ultimate kittie revenge!!

[leelapops]

frankie, I have the RSPCA on standby. In the meantime, couldn't you bring in a pigeon you have decapitated, just to give your bed that "lived-in" scent?

My mum sometimes washes my blankie, but I am a long-haired Border Collie (a d-o-g), so it doesn't stay clean for long! Hahahaha! My favourite trick though is to wait until she has Spring-cleaned and then return from the beach both wet and sandy, creating the lovely aroma of wet dog whilst simultaneously turning the living room into a sand dune!

[frankiecat]

Leela - I am a city centre cat and don't get out. I watch pigeons and nearly caught one once. But I bounced off the silly window thing.

I live in Scotland so the RSPCA won't help me. But today I have been snoozing on the communal bed and rolling around to spread my smell. Merlin is lying in her bare cardboard box - but she is a girl and girls are silly.

Jack sounds like my sort of dog - far away from me! :-)
Human wants a dog - Merlin and I don't - we are winning the argument.

Frankie - big brave tom cat.
and
Merlin - his really scary sister who has paws like boxing gloves and really whacks a punch.

[LoftyLottie]

Oh you lot, there's no need to worry about dogs at all. My humans have two that I have trained well and they know I am the boss!. They have to sleep downstairs at night, whilst I share the master bedroom! Also they get shoved out last thing at night in all weathers to go to the loo, but I have my own indoor loo!

Bye the way, I have pinched my human slave's best fluffy pink blanket. I suggest you do something similar Frankie. Let them know who's in charge!!

Alicia

[madboutcats]

margo here frankie, my mums given me a quick lesson on how to use the pooter and i wanted to say hello, im a scottish girlie but i get out to play and i love to bring my family lots of little prezzies specially mices as they are so much fun to chase round the bathroom. im on a diet at the moment, i had to go the vets a few weeks back with a poorly paw and insults of insults that vet person told me im getting too heavy, its not my fault i love my bikkies so. cupar my pal sends his hellos and cant wait for this carty we've heard about.

[Kleiber]

Hi, everyone! Monty here - I've hi-jacked the lappie from Mum. Sorry that Cleo & I missed the carty over the weekend - it sounded like fun! (Mum had a bit of a crisis with - or should I say "without" - the water and didn't wind the computer up.) We've had a great weekend, the weather's been great here in west Wales and K. Jnr cut the grass in the back garden and I had great fun hunting voles & mice on the lawn (I found a few strange things that Mum called "frogs" as well, but they got away!). Glad to hear that you all sound OK (hope your bed's better now, Frankie!). Take care, love, Monty xx