hello everybody

[lungtumour]

i have just woken up is a pool of my own faeces and vomit from the little cocktail i made last night. when will it end? i cant stop vomitting. want it to end. the leprosy has claimed my remaining ear and my top lip. i wish i was pretty again but i look hideous. help help me. help me please

[Theland]

It sounds to me like you need to take a pinch of bicarbonate of soda in half a cup of cooled boiled water.
That should cure you, and help to re-grow any missing limbs.

[logic]

well i would think that by now, you should be able to flush yourself down the bog.


D T H ?

[richee]

your a real catch

[lungtumour]

i can half read it knobby with my one eye. Im sorry to always go on about my own faeces but my used to make sculptures when it was solid. they were my friends. they would still be with me today if i hadnt eaten them in a valium induced rage. They were mocking me you see. so I ate them. i hope the end is soon i want to die.

[harryshaw]

im a gordie
and i lost my leggie
have u fcking eaten it

thats why you sick i put
rat poison on it before i lost it

retard retard retard

wen you die and i mean wen will you let us know
so i can send some sh it to u