last moments

[lungdeath]

i have just been digging the faeces out of my bottom and licking it because im so dehydrated. There are some maggots but not as many as last night. I can hardly breathe and when i do my breath is so bad. The end is nigh i fear. If it is i just want to thank you all for your kind words and affection

[joggerjayne]

No probs.



Can I have your CD collection please?

[shanx]

give us a break < PLEEASE ?

[sir.prize]

He will gone tomorrow, shanx. A certainty

[Cugetit]

"last moments". You are just trying to cheer us up.

[radar19]

You are serioulsy a sicko man!

[harryshaw]

can i have he maggots
to go fishing as you wont be missed

the end is here

BYE BYE

GOOD RIDDENCE TO A PILE OF SH ITE
ILL LET THE SEAGULLS HAVE WAT FISH I CATCH WITH YOUR SMELLY MAGGOOOOO S
EVEN THEY WONT BITE
SO NOWT FOR THE SEAGULLS

[Theland1]

Be sure to return the paint brushes you borrowed.

[MrLee-Gend]

monty

you shallt have a fishy
on a little dishy

you shallt have a fishy
when the booooat

comes



innnnnnnnnn

[MrLee-Gend]

lungy dont leave us like this

[redlindylou]

That is disgusting!! Hope this person will soon no longer be with us.

[joggerjayne]

Dear Mr Lung

I was chatting to a friend this morning, and she told me that her daughter's rabbit has sadly escaped.

On the bright side, she told me that the straw in the hutch was only a few days old, and there is still half a bag on "bunny mix" left uneaten.

I have asked my friend to send these to you. It is not much, but I hope that some fresh (ish) straw and some rabbit food might be a bit of an imporvement on your current diet.

I have told my friend not to package them up too tightly, because I know that you will find it difficult to remove sellotape, as you only have one arm left.

Yours sincerely

Jayne

ps. my friend dog is also very poorly. If the worst happens, I may be able to send you some biscuits (beef and rabbit flavour).