alan hansen

[bobtheturkey]

will he be kicked of the morrison's ads? when his heinous crime enters the public domain probably early next week according to my sources

[B00]

Uh oh.....you've mentioned the two naughty words...

Bad bob...bad!

[Alan.Hansen]

:o(

[bobtheturkey]

alan! how are you bearing up?

[B00]

LMAO!!!!

class.

Actually, the scary thing is, someone's been sitting on that name for 2 weeks till it went grey to get the full effect.

[neo.]

the crime of having the same haircut for 40 years

[Alan.Hansen]

Don't ask! My life is one big nightmare at the moment. I can't believe you lot found out about my filthy past. I'm not happy!

[funnygirl]

It's Bob!!

Look at the timing!

[whiffey]

Well you haven't posted your sources, so how about you get on and post them now? You've got 2 minutes clocks ticking tick tock.

[Alan.Hansen]

It's not Bob you daft bint. My name is ALAN not BOB.

[bobtheturkey]

what happened was the drawstring on your shorts a bit loose?

[whiffey]

p.s Alan.Hansen is me and I can prove it.

[funnygirl]

Yeah!

[bobtheturkey]

will it mean more lulu and less you on them ads i couldnt cope with that

[Alan.Hansen]

Ermmmmmmm yes loose drawstring on my shorts, that's what it was. I hate Lulu, she always puts on a fake Scottish accent when she speaks to me. Does ma heeeed in!

[bobtheturkey]

is southport nice?

[Alan.Hansen]

Yes, it's beautiful. Just wish I could go back to visit but I'm just too ashamed.

[bobtheturkey]

the evidence is overwhelming alan, reams and reams of newspaper reports and Internet articles im afraid it looks very bad

[leyenda]

Is he he real alan handsome tho ??







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