i am having a bonfire in the field next to my house tomorrow as various bits of unbinable (is that a word?) rubbish has built up ie remains of various body parts, the added bonus is that the wind is set to be In a north westerly direction which will blow the smoke right towards the bundys who decided to build near to me despite my house being miles from civilisation, aside from me who or what would you most like to put on my bonfire? petrol is not a viable answer