I kind of agree with Jayne actually - but here's my take on things.
1) What irritates you about the opposite sex? Being woken up by being poked in the back (you know what I mean), I can feel my blood pressure rising and actually want to pull it off (literally).
2) What perfume/aftershave turns you off? Lynx - I once saw a bloke who didn't wash but just plastered himself in that stuff - still can't bear the smell of it.
3) Your pet hate? (see where I'm going with this)? People saying they will do something and they don't. Plus 1 and 2 above.
4) Books you actively avoid? Anything slushingly romantic. Anything by Barbara Taylor Bradford or Cartland.
5) What would you consider a good day ruined? If 1 2 or 3 occur. Other than that, I would just do my own thing and sod em.