I took that the wrong way there,
Sorry, you were refering to your luggage.
fool me I was thinking mr funny, er elephants trunk. oh my god I'm embarrassed now.
Personally i don't think there's anyone on CB or ab as a whole worth being jealous of.
Isn't perceived jealousy just another form of self satisfaction and bragging .
I'm sure there's no one here that vain though.
Is there ?