oh here's a thing

[dot.hawkes]

there are too many monkeys on this site, can someone coral them with thinly woven netting and ship them off to somewhere else please?

[monkeywiener]

erm..... where?

[dot.hawkes]

Chester Zoo might be good they have a dedicated training programme

[sleepyj]

did aids come from a monkey ? i remember hearing that but dont know if that is true ?

[monkeywiener]

wtf?

[monkeyeyes]

Hold on !
I am the more respectable and house-trained of the current troop of monkeys and would object, in the strongest possible terms, to be corralled anywhere with gravy-monkey...........

[naomi24]

Hello monkeyes. You have to be the original. The others are merely bathing in reflected glory. :o)

[naomi24]

Spelt that wrong. Monkeyeyes! Got it now!!

[monkeyeyes]

You are very kind, naomi.

Shaken off your unwelcome guest, I hope ? :o)

[Maizy2008]

monkeys created man, we shouldn�t let any of them go!

[naomi24]

Hope so. For the time being at least. What a pain - and what a complete and utter idiot!

[terambulan]

sleepyj.........I heard that an african was co-habiting with a gorilla he reared which started the aids virus. Dont know if it's fact.