Well, when you say the Turkish lira is practically worthless, it's currently standing at 40p. That may be worthless to you, but at just over 2 to the pound not many, I suspect, would agree with you. Northern Cyprus is indeed a beautiful place, but if you visit please remember you are supporting an illegal regime, invaded by an alien nation withy a VERY poor human rights record, held since 1974 by military force, and recognised by no country in the world aprt from Turkey. Also you remember you are treading on EU soil held under force of arms by a non-EU nation. You will find a very strong military presence wherever you go; I trust you will give some thought to the thousands of Cypriots of Greek origin who were forced to flee their homes and lands.
No, I am not a Cypriot (although I do live here), and I do not claim that the blame for the division of the island is one-sided; indeed, the Greek side AND the so-called guarantor nations (the UK included) were at least equally culpable. Neither do I subscribe to the view that the north should be boycotted - I cross over for a visit several times a year. All I'm saying is, though you may have an enjoyable holiday there, it is not a paradise and it is a miltarily-occupied territory with no international status.