things you can do in the shower

[joggerjayne]

wash

wash your hair

clean your teeth

wee

shave things

clear your nose

sing

The list must go on and on !!

[joggerjayne]

LOL Logic

Now Octavius ... that's a great one. Performing amateur dramatics by re-enacting Psycho. I like that.

[codger66]

yes but you must use a blunt weapon.

[codger66]

preferably with three duracels. :-)

[Octavius]

Well I kinda meant when someone else was in the shower and you were using real props. The sense of thrill and suspense could be way beyond mere am-dram, if you 'act' evil enough!!

[Octavius]

Just thought of another one for that person.

They could s**t themselves.

[joggerjayne]

sara ... yep.

This list is becoming quite good.

[joggerjayne]

Well, if anyone does poop themself in the shower

I hope they do it in SIRandyraven's shower ...

... cos all that hot water should clean anything !!

[Prudentia]

call Pudentia, she has new ideas

[codger66]

oh dear what now?

[Octavius]

Going through the list I am still bamboozled.

My plumber has been in my showers for about 3 weeks now and I am wondering what he is doing. I am also wondering whether he knows what he is doing.

[funnygirl]

Bonk!

[joggerjayne]

Final word from funnygirl.

[mrs.chappie]

Hi Jayne!

I was just wondering if you have any hobbies other than running, drinking and sex?

(Not that there's owt wrong with just having them like. Just curious that's all).

[zxyvixy]

have a wee wee:)

[mrs.chappie]

Jayne's already mentioned that one, zxyvixy.

[zxyvixy]

"Jayne's already mentioned that one, zxyvixy"
so she has,
exfoliate

[kujawski]

have a quick ****?

[zxyvixy]

slide uppy downey in the bath.lol well my shower is over the bath.

[Hammer-Head]

Have a quick five-knuckle shuffle.