totally unacceptable household items

[joggerjayne]

I'll start ...

Those flamenco dolls which keep a spare toilet roll under their skirt.

Doylies, or doilies, or however you spell it.

[Eve]

What's a napkink lol :)

[Sachs]

Need coffee tables Bath! But, I have that cold slippy laminate crap! LOL!!! See what I mean, one mans tat & all that xxx

[joggerjayne]

Napkins aren't useless, Doc.

I don't put them on my lap, but you need them for "dabbing" if you serve seafood, or anything that you eat with your fingers.

[Bathsheba]

Sorry skyplus :) Hi Doc- give Puss my love.
Better go now as i seem to have upset the laminate flooring fans- i'll be off to sniff the toilet mat then ;-) xxx

[Barmaid]

I'd go with the loo roll covers and the mat things, but was is completely unacceptable at this time of year is a multi coloured lighting display with Santa and all his reindeer across the lawn, a nativity scene in the middle and Snow White and the seven dwarves in glorious techicolour. Why DO people do that? There are houses round here that are using half the national grid after dark.

[Sachs]

Bath, no offence taken! I love my laminate! Don't go sniffing Mrs! lol! xxx

[bigmamma]

Good thread jayne :-D
I agree ....unnecessary ....
Loo roll covers
Antimacassars
Mats round the loo or top of
Soft toys on display other than a bedroom , and even then leave room to get into bed !
Clutter
If I think of any more ......

[tigerlily11]

Morning all.
I agree with the mat on the top of the loo. Why?
The mat round the loo is there to deal with the bad aim men have in the middle of the night.
And panic button, my dog is one of the most important things in my house.
he is essential in keeping my disabled husband on his feet, he is an exellent intruder alarm and he loves me no matter how much of a prat I can be.

[hippyhoppy]

Totally unacceptable household item - Ex-Husband! He was a useless article....

[bigmamma]

If , like me , you have a hard washable floor in your bathroom though , any splashes by the men can be washed away easily , hence no need for a mat :-)

[bigmamma]

LOL@ hippyhoppy !