Political Correctness can be fun!!!

[CJ242]

Politically Correct Terms For Males
He does not get : DRUNK, He becomes : CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED
He does not : SEND YOU FLOWERS, He commits : BOTANICAL BRIBERY
He will never : GROW BALD, He will become : FOREHEAD ENHANCED
He does not wear : TOO MUCH COLOGNE, He commits : FRAGRANCE ABUSE
He is not : IMMATURE, He is : CHRONOLOGICALLY IMPAIRED
He is not : GOOD LOOKING, He is : OPTICALLY SUPERIOR
He is not : DULL, He is : CHARM FREE
He is not : A GOOD KISSER, He is : ORALLY SKILLED
He does not have : A NICE CHEST, He is : PECTORALLY SUPERIOR
He does not : SNORE, He is : NASALLY REPETITIVE
He does not have : A GREAT TAN, He is : PIGMENTALLY ENHANCED
He will never get a : BEER BELLY, He will become : ABDOMINALLY EXTENDED
He does not have : A NICE BUTT, He is a : WELL-ROUNDED INDIVIDUAL
He does not have : A GREAT BODY, He is : ANATOMICALLY GIFTED
He does not get : DRUNK, He is : ACCIDENTALLY OVER-SERVED

[Ice.Maiden]

Nice ones. Lol - but no one in their right mind takes teh "pc brigade" really seriously, do they! : )