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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.I was in a club here in Glasgow when some random female behind me kicked my ankles to make me turn round, and then threw a drink over me. The comedy was that she did it with a really serious look on her face, but although she was standing right next to me, she completely missed my face, and succeeded in pouring a measly third of a pint down my arm. Then turned abruptly and stalked off back to her group of mates, as if to say "Hah, that's you told!"
I was so shocked and it all happened so quickly, I didn't get a chance to react, as she got away from me as quickly as possible. I also didn't get a clear look at her face. But being a regular there, and knowing how unforgiving the bouncers are, I just ignored her and dried off my arm, and continued having a good time.
To this day, I have absolutely no idea who the female was, and why my left arm was the target for her wrath.