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Remind me never to get on the wrong side of you, Mrs. O!
I had a brief relationship with a guy. The first time I stayed over at his, he spent the whole night ignoring me and texting on his phone. The following morning, he complained that he had nothing in for his breakfast and asked if I would pop over the shop for him. I came back laden down with tea bags, coffee, milk, sugar, bacon, eggs, sausages, black pudding, beans, bread, butter and a packet of cigarettes. He never offered me the money back, but I didn't ask either.
As he began cooking breakfast, he looked at me and said, "Sorry, but I've only got one pan and one plate."
"Don't worry, I'm not hungry." I replied sarcastically.
When he dished up his food, he complained that he couldn't eat in front of me, and asked if I would mind going into another room. I did.
20 minutes after I left his place, I got a text msg saying he enjoyed the time he spent with me but he had decided to get back with his girlfriend. It then transpired that it was she that he had been texting the whole time. He clearly knew he was going to get back with her, but thought he'd let me fill his fridge full of goodies first!