How about a piece of humble pie from me? I started the "aspirin" thread to wind you up got a bit OTT and didn't know how to extract myself. So: " I apologise unreservedly for my unreasonable and inappropriate comments" To leggy....you are amazing, spot on, on all counts.
oh dear - did I say put your hand up when I meant to say hold his hand up? Freudian slip or just deliberately edging just around that borderline of suggestiveness & innuendo. Moi? Non !!