that you have done , which makes you blush ,or squirm years after the event.?
For me, years ago at a rock concert in London, I whipped off my T shirt and climbed bare breasted on to the shoulders of a man standing next to me.We hadn't even spoken.!! He didn't seem to mind , and I was a bit drunk anyway , but when I think of it now I go red with embarrassment.
In my teens me & a boyfriend went for a skinny dip in the sea. We got, ahem, a bit carried away. Unfortunately the tide was coming in and our clothes got carried away as well!
We scuttled home wearing fetching outfits made of a council bin bag and some material from a broken windbreak.
One of our old dinner ladies was serving ice creams in cornets, I thought I'd be clever and asked her if she did sixty-nines! ( meant ninety- nines ) The students behind me all laughed as did my pals in the staffroom.
Erm, yup, first day at a new job, I must have been 20 y/o, I went to use the loo, and while locked in the cubicle - heard a ladies voice shout "Anyone in hear?" and i replied "Yes" - I finished my ablutions - washed my hands and the cleaning lady gave me a very strange look, I realised I had used the men's loos !!!!!!!!!! I didnt notice the urinals ! LOL !
well I was staying at my boyfriends house one night on the first nigh I met is parents & I really needed a number 2...of course you simply can't 2 in someoneelses house...so I held it in. Next day was walking like i'd been up to no good the night before and was dissapointed to find the bad snow the day before had closed of roads and trains so I had to stay again. I again still could not do a number 2..That night I woke up in a cold sweat...I WAS GOING TO POO...and it was coming fast!!! So his house being very big and posh...I tried to open his ensuite bathroom...however someone was in...:( so I ran downstairs and missed the pan...:(
Not the nicest of stories that crops up over a dinner table however to make it worse the whole family heard me as this number to did not just come with an ocasional plop!!! :(
This is a story I cant help cringe over...however I strongly suggest number 2'in no matter where you are!!!
when I worked for a law firm in the city - they had their annual dinner dance at the Dorchester, while I was sitting waiting for a couple of friends to arrive - a man propositioned me - I told him to f..ck off. The next day getting in the lift at work, yes you have guessed it - the same bloke - he was one of the senior partners - I got out the lift and walked up the next four flights of stairs !!
I was shopping with my hubby and he went to look at cd players while I was looking at boots. I went up into the electrical department saw him and pinched his bum. He turned round and it was some other guy in the same jeans as hubby.
I met a famous wrestler at an autograph session a few years ago 2006 to b exact.. I put my hand out to shake his hand and went in 4 a kiss.. Omg it wasn't planned it was an instant reaction his face was a picture think I scared life out of him makes me blush but cringe more.. But worth it :)
This happened years ago, in the village where I lived at the time, I was waiting in the bus shelter for a bus and had a bout of IBS, explosive diorreah (sp). There was not enough time to get back home so I dropped my pants and sat on the litter bin in the shelter, I found a tissue in my pocket and just sorted myself out when a neighbour came into the bus shelter. Well I couldn't tell the truth could I! I had to join in with his disbelief that someone in our village could have done such a thing. Just thinking about it now sends me in fits of laughter.