Life of Brian and The Holy Grail-Best lines/quotes/

[toonmilo]

What are everyones favourite lines/quotes from these two superb films??

[Royals boy]

"Half a dinari; for me life story?"

"There's no pleasing some people"

"That's exactly what Jesus said sir!"

That whole ex-leper sketch is one of my favourites.

[jno]

longest thread, uh, dunno but it probably involves God or Harry Potter... or both?

[liamtrader]

What's Myrrh then

A balm

A BOMB

[liamtrader]

To follow on from johnthepalmf

How shall we f**k off oh Messiah

[harvey's mum]

Brian: "No, you're all individuals!"

Crowd: "Yes, we're all individuals!"

Little old man: "... I'm not."

[Kathysweets]

The stoning sequence only men ? allowed,

[Otrere]

Definitely have to agreed with:

"Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

[curiosity]

"3 O'Clock in the f**king morning, Call yourselves wise men?"

[Sasha13]

The whole bit with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.  Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three.  Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.  Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it"

 

[toonmilo]

Great shout!! I'd forgotton about the holy hand grenade quote!!

[palfreyman18]

Life of Brian:

Roman Soldier: "Have They Gone??"

Jailer Goon 1# : "We got lumps of it round the back"

Jailer Goon 2#: "D...d...don't listen to him sir, he's m.... m.... he's mad sir"