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Baseball uniform
Nerd or geek - horn-rimmed glasses, preferably with tape around one hinge, pants pulled up to the armpits, white socks, pocket pencil protector in front shirt pocket,carrying a briefcase.
Redneck - baseball cap (preferably one that says "John Deere" or "Budweiser" or "CAT" -for Caterpillar tractor), Stars and Bars (Confederate) T-shirt, blue jeans (pad your tummy to have a beer gut hang over the belt line). Carry a six pack of cheap beer to complete the ensemble.
Thug/ghetto/gangsta rapper - wear a pair of jeans several sizes too large, make sure they just barely cling to your hips and that your boxer shorts peek out over the top. Tank top or "wife beater" style undershirt, lots of gold chains and medallions (fake gold will do for this occasion), and a backwards baseball cap. Oh, and high-topped sneakers.