For those who take life too seriously.

[marval]

Save the whales, collect the whole set.

A day without sunshine is like night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

I just got lost in thought, it was unfamiliar territory.

You have the right to remain silent; anything you say will be misquoted, and then used against you.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

I intend to live forever. so far so good.

Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

Change is inevitable except from vending machines.

Get a new car for your partner; it will be a great trade.

How many of you believe in telekinesis? raise my hand.

If you think nobody cares, try missing a payment.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.

[trt]

ZZZZZZZ, yawn, yawn, made me feel tired and ready for bed, byeeeee.

[catcuddler]

they all made me laugh