Cannon and Ball

[squarebear]

I'm going to a charity night in a couple of weeks featuring Cannon and Ball (if anyone remembers them). The second half of their show is a question and answer session where the audience asks them questions.

So, if you could ask Cannon and Ball any question, what would you ask?

I was going to ask, "What's the worst venue you ever played in" but I'll see if you lot can come up with anything better.

[lexie..]

Ask them if they can give you a quick quote for a price for your double glazing.
(from their advert)

[squarebear]

Hehe! I'd forgot about that advert. nice one.

[carrust]

I hope you know that they're born-again Christians. So the audience will be full of badly dressed people with protruding front teeth:-)
I bet the Q&A will be about religion.

[whifffey]

How can you be a not-born-again Christian?

[carrust]

Dunno. How can you be a not born again Christian?

[whifffey]

I'm asking you, you trotted out the weary expression not me.

[warpig3]

I saw them in the Winter Gardens in Blackpool in 1983 and they were cr*p, ask them can I have my money back.

[squarebear]

lol I like it warpig.

[4getmenot]

Ask them if they really starved on I;m a celebrity or if they were secretly fed behind the camera

[weecalf]

Ask them if they have ever beeen fired

[squarebear]

weecalf - *groan* :-)

I like that one 4get. I'd forgot they were on there.