House Parties Part 3

[JOEYGREEN]

I have just read a post from 4getmenot and a post from me from a while back re: House Party stories. They have made me laugh so much whilst I've been stuck in this office on this lovely day, reading the stories so thought we'd go for a hat trick and see if anyone else had any funny stories from teenage years house parties. This is the link from the last one:

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Body-and-Soul/Q uestion337286.html

[redcrx]

hi Joey,

I hope you are well! dont see you that often now.
I reckon posting this on chatterbank with get a few answers to add to the great replies on the other threads.

The beefburger one still makes me laugh out loud!

[4getmenot]

'How you doing' Lol Hope alls well :-) Yes me and red still here. Oh my god that was ages ago, I've grown up since then. I now paint murals

[kira000]

I had one when my folks went away. Thought i was very well organised. Packed away all the valuables and breakables, and drew sketches of where they all stood, so could put them exactly back. Locked the bedroom doors, Locked the booze cupboard, Locked the doors and kept the keys under control so that we didnt get lots of gatecrashers.

All was going well, till a lad i had invited, asked if he could let someone else in who i had invited, and the keys went missing. Loads of crashers from his rugby team turned up.

Finally got rid by saying the police were coming. But OMG the mess! People had thrown paving slabs and hanging baskets in the swimming pool, which i had to go in and fetch- it was october, the water was freezing cold and green, and had to feel around with my feet to find everything.
People had taken tins of food and stuff, so the shelves were empty, found a tin of olives had been opened, and someone had carefully put an olive in each section of our lattice fram window. Someone else had tried heating a yogurt in the microwave, my mums badminton racket was bent at 35degrees, people had evern pulled up the concrete road sign outside the house, and much much worse, the complete set of door keys was missing, so someone could come back at anytime.

Me and my mates managed to put alot right before they got back next day, but i couldnt restock the shelves, find the keys or fix the racket, so they knew something had hapenened. They just didnt know how bad!
A policeman who knew my dad even commented that there had been a mad party that weekend "in our area", and that you wouldnt catch him letting his kids get away with it. Luckily dad didnt cotton on..
I was paying off the �250 of damage for some time!!

[JOEYGREEN]

Hi redcx & 4get. Yeah, don't really get on here much now. But it's good to see a 'familiar face' when I do get on. Hope you are both well. redcrx - think we had babies around the same time - hope yours is well. My daughter will be 1 in four weeks. Can't believe how fast its gone!!

And Chatterbank?! Shows how long I've not been on for!

Yeah those house party posts were hilarious.
Kira000 I can't believe they did that to your house...and I can't believe your parents didn't find out you had a party. How trustworthy are your parents!!

[redcrx]

these babies grow so very fast Joey, Baby CRX was 1 in April (well 1 going on 13!).

God help us when they get to house party age!

[tinkerbell23]

i had a good few!! one particular time the parentals went away my kitchen door got broken...so we took it off the hinges, bought a new cheaper one out of B&Q, painted it and paid a guy to hang it. we tossed the other broken one over the fence!! hahaha needless to say my clean freak mother noticed that the door wasnt the same (it was hollow coz it was cheap as) and she went daft!!! she laughs now..haha she said we must have painted it with tippex we made such a bad job of it!! haha same weekend my ex and his brother begun to fight and ran into the street and smashed each others cars up which happened to be in my drive way..police came..neighbours gave statments...i lied and told my mum and dad it was a gang from this really bad street in our area- my dad works nights and my mum was scared that the gang wud come back until she took herself to the police station and saw the cctv...again she went mad!!!! i got a sore face to say the least!! LOL also one time i fell alseep at a party after drinking absinthe....and got my eyebrow shaved off - had only been in my job for 3 days AND IM A GIRL!! how cruel!! my dad had to carry me to bed i was so ill!!! lol i could go on...theres so much more!!! my poor mum and dad!! :D

[JOEYGREEN]

Ahh, Tinkerbell - I love it. '...and she went daft!' ha ha ha. What little b&ggers we were.
What did your boss say when you turned up with one brow?! lol

[tinkerbell23]

lol!!! they didnt really notice haha tho i had to get my train pass photo taken haha so for 4 years was stuck with the one eyebrowed pic lol!!!! my mum eventualy paid to get like the two strands of hair that grew in dyed to make my brow a little fuller!!! hahahah

i could go on seriouslymy poor mum and dad..im an only child and all their mates kids r younger than me - haha they didnt know what hit them when i became a teen!! xx