I bought a NEW bike today.

[MWB]

Has to be assembled, which I'll do tomorrow.

Can't wait to have a hoon on it as I've been riding a old, heavy thing.

[logic]

What's a hoon,?

[MWB]

A hoon is to race around like a madman, having fun.

Must be an NZ word.

[logic]

Ah, I see,
I thought it was a typo, for horn,
As i have a bell on mine.

[BigBishop]

thatts no way to talk about your wife

[MWB]

Ohhhhh! I must get a bell.

And a playing card for the spokes of the back wheel. Used to love that as a young 'un.

[logic]

Ice lolly stick is best.


Omg, I'm going all childish again.

[MWB]

And a banana seat!

[mccfluff]

what do you mean 'again'

[danglee.bits]

Well hello : o)

[Ilovemypies]

^ not a good name for a bike rider....

[danglee.bits]

i love queen
fat bottomed girls poster

yummmmmmmmmmyyyyy

many dangly bits there

[noway2]

Why do you have to assemble it yourself? could they not do it in the shop,or did you order it online.

[CAJ1]

Good luck assembling it MWB! We got bikes out of Halfords last year, it took my other half all afternoon to put them together and then when we went out on them his handle bars came off. I couldn't stop laughing!

[logic]

OI ..FLUFFY, just realised what myou said.

Cheeky Mare.