Alternate meanings

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1. Coffee - The person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted - Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

3. Abdicate - To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade - To attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly - Impotent.

6. Negligent - Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

7. Lymph - To walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle - Olive-flavoured mouthwash.

9. Flatulence - Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash - A rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle - A humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude - The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pok�mon - A Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster - A person who sprinkles his conversation with yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism - The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent - An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

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