Whats in your wardrobe ?

[leyaenda]

Police arrest a 13 year old girl in CROYDONLondonshire englandville .
What was found in her wardrobe?

Just the usual.
Shell suit, von dutch baseball cap , ipod , mobile phone, psp.


Oh and a SUBMACHINEGUN


Pesky kids eh !!! ??

[seedy-bap]

David Carradine...

[leyaenda]

Alongside michael hutchence i assume?

[seedy-bap]

Yep... and the Lion and the Witch...

[leyaenda]

Who is the witch ?

[cazzz1975]

do you not like chav's leg?

[leyaenda]

Cazz i love chavs.

If i hated them id nevr enjoy myself here .

Would i?

Who mentioned chavs tho?

Certainly not me.

[cazzz1975]

the description mimics many threads mentioning chav's

I score 60% on the chav test so I do take an interest in my local chavs now

[leyaenda]

I just heard it on the radio on sky news .No mention of chavs in the report.They just mentioned croydon.Is croydon a chav area?Cant say ive heard of it really.Well except in news reports .

[DEN53]

do people still wear shell suits ??

[carrot99]

be fair Leg - she was looking after it for her daughter - it was a christening present I think!

[cazzz1975]

lol, the press would be accused of all sorts if they described the girl as a chav. I would be shocked if I heard then refer to her as a chav during their report.

[joggerjayne]

Only a "sub" machine gun ?

Is that a bit poncy?

Well, I've got some knee high boots with some pretty dangerous heels ...

... I think I could hold my own.



Love,
Seagull

[leyaenda]

why would anyone want to calll themself after a flying rat / bin raker ?


are you a bin lady jayne ?

lol


i know youre partial to old fishy bits


allegendly