ii would like a servant

[slinky.kate]

to tidy up and cook for me

[cazzz1975]

hire one..?

[OH-SHlT]

Aw just get a frigging microwave and nuke some asdas frozen cheese omleteees and eat them with your frigging fingers woman

[Drisgirl]

^^^cheeky.I would gladly tidy up and cook for ya Kate -ive done it loads of times and I love helping people out -- o and I do happen to get paid as a side line for it lol

No seriously i do for all my neebs and anyone who needs a hand cos who knows when i might need one!!

Whats your fave grub Kate and i'll magic it up for you !!

[OH-SHlT]

I thought grubs were maggots drissy.

Oh errr

[Drisgirl]

They are Knobster but they come in different names -usually encompasing Klown lol !!!

[slinky.kate]

oh drisgirl how nice you are,could you magic me =a prawn cocktail,mashed turnip,potatoes and bacon,lemon meringue pie and ice cream,glass soda water & ice,mmmmm

[OH-SHlT]

Oi you gave the bloody game away now.

Oh god my pink panther disguise has been rumbled now.

Bloody scouts yo canne truss em to keep a secret canney

[swanko]

o.mg reading tis here thread reminded me i`ve left me bloody tatties on the hob

phew they aint burnt..lol

well you wouldn`t wany me as ya sevent would you
unless you want burnt offerings.

[Drisgirl]

Kate I have just magicked that to you -sounds bleeding better than i'm having lol.

I have tho added a wee twinkle -some white wine in your water to add a twinkle to your eyes xx

OH-**** -its bleeding obvious iniit -sorry thol!!!!!

[tiggerblue10]

I'm crap at cleaning but I can cook for you Slinky.

[China Doll]

Yes, so would I. Maybe I should place a wanted ad.

[dustypuss]

Somthing like this Slinky

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/carto onists/for/lowres/forn365l.jpg

[zzxxee]

slinky kate the same as sleekit kate i presume? are you not the one who does the fortune telling?? use your powers to find one lol

[Lorzy Lor]

me too, that would be heavenly! :)

[craft1948]

Well I have a cleaner/ironing lady, and a gardener, and a builder/handyman..............my daughter helps with the rest. I do still enjoy cooking and baking though.....

[zzxxee]

would love kim and aggie to sort out my kids room hopeing they would scare them to death lol