I had a dream about you last night sqad (in as far as you can dream about someone you've never seen). Mrs S had knitted you a jumper - it was pale blue with fluffy white clouds & fluffy black sheep. You would have looked very dapper, but you insisted on wearing with it a black afro wig (so you looked like one of those irritating idiots in the 118 118 ads). Mrs S was not amused because you wouldn't take the wig off & she thought that was most disrespectful of you. Care to psychoanalyse?!!