I'm taking the bull by the horns & finally up for it.

[Nurse.Gladys]

I was recommended this site by a friend of a friend - but up until now have not dared contributed - just observed. What a funny lot you are!

I was warned that newbies can be abused, pilloried and bullied relentlessly - so please be gentle with me.

I've decided the time has come. I'm Nurse Gladys and I'm open all hours. Pleased you meet you all.

[mccfluff]

she on hol melons x

[Daniela36]

Bye NurseGladys.

tut, tut, NoMercy. are you being abusive?
have you read the Site Rules posted this morning by The ED?.

[rinkins]

LOL fluffy!

Oh yeah I forgot how silly of me thanks!

[Bbbananas]

Just humour my double-entendres Glad, and we'll get on ok.

But anyway - what's all this you've been told about rude bananas?

[mccfluff]

or was it lewd bananas

[dot.haukes]

very astute of you to use the '1' instead of the 'i' in 'sh1t' gladys, most newbies tend to get their swear words starred out , very intuitive of you, this site does have an auto censor, as you quite rightly have guessed. : )

[Bbbananas]

both would fit fluffy.
I have tried to be serious today though - 3 very serious threads I've started - how impressive is that eh?!!

[mccfluff]

3..... i haven't spotted 1!

[Bbbananas]

body & soul - 2 (lung cancer & heart surgery)
CB - soldiers' compensation

Honest - they're there !

[rinkins]

"both would fit"

salla????!!!!

[Bbbananas]

Ooeerr missus - I didn't realise how that would come across?!!

Rinkins you are progressing well - your mind will soon be as dirty as mine.

[jackthehat]

How can you be Sophia Loren re-incarnated..........she's not dead !?!

[Bbbananas]

A thick nurse? Now there's a rarity.....!
(Sorry all you nurses out there - you're all lovely).

Vibra - sqad and I are talking about you right now on health & fitness - pneumonectomy. It started out as a serious thread............ but you know him !

[rinkins]

No course you didn't salla LOL

Thanks vibra - sadly there is not much room for smut today - pity