Guardian Prize Crossword 29405 Monday...
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The Arranged Marriage
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A good Indian family is most concerned that their 30-year-old son is unmarried. So, they call a marriage broker and ask him to find their son a good wife. The broker comes over to their house and spends a long time asking questions of the son and his parents as to what they want in a wife/daughter-in-law. They give him a long shopping list of requirements.
The marriage broker takes a long time looking, and finally asks to visit the family again. He then tells them of a wonderful woman he has found.
He says she's just the right age for the son. She keeps a good home, she regularly attends the place of worship and knows the prayers by heart, and she’s a wonderful cook. She loves children and wants a large family. And, to crown it all off, she's gorgeous.
After hearing all this, the family is very impressed and begins to get excited about the prospects of a wedding in the near future.
But the son pauses and asks inappropriately: 'Is she also good in bed?'
The marriage broker answers, 'Some say yes, some say no....
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A good Indian family is most concerned that their 30-year-old son is unmarried. So, they call a marriage broker and ask him to find their son a good wife. The broker comes over to their house and spends a long time asking questions of the son and his parents as to what they want in a wife/daughter-in-law. They give him a long shopping list of requirements.
The marriage broker takes a long time looking, and finally asks to visit the family again. He then tells them of a wonderful woman he has found.
He says she's just the right age for the son. She keeps a good home, she regularly attends the place of worship and knows the prayers by heart, and she’s a wonderful cook. She loves children and wants a large family. And, to crown it all off, she's gorgeous.
After hearing all this, the family is very impressed and begins to get excited about the prospects of a wedding in the near future.
But the son pauses and asks inappropriately: 'Is she also good in bed?'
The marriage broker answers, 'Some say yes, some say no....
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Its from an Indian friend of mine whose wife is desperate to get their only son married off to an "Appropriate" nice Indian girl.
Her only problem is he already has a very nice girl except she is from Pakistani origin and oh boy is there going to be trouble when she finds out!
My friend will in due course need somewhere to hide big time!
Her only problem is he already has a very nice girl except she is from Pakistani origin and oh boy is there going to be trouble when she finds out!
My friend will in due course need somewhere to hide big time!
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