Patients. Patience.

[Bbbananas]

.. a world of difference. And a lot of my first lot don't have a lot of the second.
Grrrrrrr....

What other same-sounding words with different meanings can you think of?
Or is it too early yet to use one's mind?
I'll got get another mocha and come back later >>>>>>>>>

[Bbbananas]

Sick.

I'm sick (fed up)
I'm sick (poorly)
It's sick (offensive)

[tonyav]

War and wore.

[tonyav]

Sea and see.

[tonyav]

Eye and aye.

[tonyav]

Tow and toe.

[NoMercy]

My Venezuelan friend kissed me on the cheek and said, "Te llamo" (I'll call you)

I thought she said, "Te amo" (I love you). The two phrases sound almost the same. I had a worried look on my face until the penny dropped.

[Bbbananas]

Did you want her to love you NoM?! Or did you think she was 'on the turn' as we say here in t'Fens?

[NoMercy]

She's not even 5ft tall, and only weighs about 44 kilos. Not really my type. She does look like Eva Mendes tho.

[Bbbananas]

Eva Mendes - now there's a lady who could persuade me to "turn". !

[NoMercy]

Claudia is a bit of a floozy. She wears her blouses undone so as to expose her bra, and keeps telling me she'd love to meet a rich older man...

[tonyav]

Lock and loch.

[tonyav]

Nose and knows.

[tonyav]

Ear and here.