Marriage

[Seafarer1966]

Two married guys are out drinking and moaning about their wives.
One says...I can never sneak into the house after a night on the lash...she always hears me!

The other guys says....do what I do....thunder up the stairs....burst into the bedroom...smack her hard on her backside and ask for a blow job....bet she'll be asleep then!

[rinkins]

LOL

[ummmm]

Very Good

[silka]

Ive heard this one before but it always makes me laugh and I suspect is quite accurate in alot of cases. LOL.