What is the benefit of a subwoofer?

Mr Veritas | 15:02 Wed 14th Oct 2009 | ChatterBank

4 Answers

Being a bighead,I though you might like to see my answer to the above question (yesterday)?

(22:49 13-Oct-2009) Report This
Ah well,
You see if the subwoofer is too dominant,then the master/mistress woofer will be disorientated.
If this happens their tweeters will not function,and this can lead to cross interference,not to say dressing.
Also there may be danger that the male/female inputs will become confused,and this can lead to decreased receptivity
If you think your subwoofer may possibly break loose,ensure it is chained to the wall,and cover it in black leather.
This should result in satisfaction all round,and you should be able to reinstate the dominant/sub positions in the woofer area.
However,do not allow a Hyper dominant transformer anywhere near either the sub or dominant woofers,as this could cause them both to implode.
IF you find that that your woofer is actually a woofter istead,if you are heterosexual I suggest retuning it to the shop forthwith.
Woofter units have to be connected male/male,a job best left to experts.

This is all from the Anne Summers Guide to Hi Fi.Available on Amazon at £9.99.

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