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Bbbananas | 13:24 Wed 04th Nov 2009 | ChatterBank
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Want to start another one sqad - You being the King of Perv and me (apparently) being the Queen of Innuendo?
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What reminded you of Enrique - the 'meaty chat' comment ?!!!!

My Boy is recuperating in the kitchen at the moment. He has the shakes, but is otherwise coping admirably. I have my suspicions about his sexuality though... Too Pretty To Be Straight is how my mucker Pat described him - and her Gay Radar is quite well attuned.
Dont you just love him................ffs! :0)
I have recently been called a lech, whatever that means.
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We can't even say *** sapiens now? Good old Latin... asterisked out.
What is the world coming to?
Oh salla....i'm sorry, sweetheart.......but if anyone can turn him around.....you can!!....think of it as a challenge :0)

love yogi xx
ED....ffs.........*** sapiens????????/.......I do despair.
see ya later, peeps........carvery time! :0)

the bear
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He's younger than my son yogi - I could not possibly corrupt one so young. He's probably best left as he is...

I already corrupted a young guy (same age as my daughter) who I had as my assistant a few years back. I, and he, can honestly say that he learnt a lot, laughed a lot and loved every minute. He left 3 years ago, but still texts me (when he's drunk). I am a Mother Figure to him - though not your usual type of mother. He told me I'm a MILF figure - whatever that is ;-)
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.....ooops - when I say 'corrupted' - I don't mean I seduced him or anything. Only in the mind.... Nothing illegal took place at all. Though we had great fun diving into black bin liners full of shredding and writhing all over the office floor. We had competitions who could burst the most....
x for salla
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salla you know what that means...........

and i'll don;t mind checking to see if he's gay or not
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Ouch...
He probably knows where his mask is, being as it gets so much use... but the other?
salla....that seduction story reminds me of an experience that I had as a teenager.

On Saturday mornings, I had a job as a a delivery boy and I had to present myself at the storehouse, to be given the orders. The storehouse was managed by a married woman with 2 kids (I think) and she tried to kiss me behind the Baked Beans......I was only 16yrs old. If you have ever been kissed behind the "Baked Beans" you will realise *** erotic it is ;-) Unfortunately due to my inexperience, I did not respond, didn't know how to respond.

I wish she would take her teeth out and try it now.
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That could have been my Nan Sqad - she was always propositioning young men behind the baked beans whenever she had a chance. She used to tell them all she was bisexual (she meant ambidextrous). Hell - whatever she meant, either would appeal to you now eh? Both have their appeal.
salla........."your Nan?"......how dare you?.................................well I will give her a go...........just for you mind.
salla...P>S her name isn't Doreen is it?......;-)
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Dorothy (known as Do).
I hope now sqad - she's been dead 20 years...
My fiance used to be manager of a video shop,you could often find us snogging in the "Action" section of the shop when I dropped his lunch in for him.lol

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