A woman was overheard telling her friend "It was I who made my husband a millionaire".
"What was he before then?" her friend enquired.
"A billionaire".
On a beautiful summers day, two English tourist were driving through Wales at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllantys
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they stopped for lunch & one of the tourists said to the waitress 'before we order I wonder can you settle an argument for us. Can you please pronounce where we are very very slowly'????