Penguin walks into a bar, asks bartender Have you seen my brother"... bartender replies, "I don't know, what does he look like?"...
What do you call a parapalegic on your doorstep? Matt..
What do you call a parapalegic water skiing? Bob...
Two hunters are in the woods... sudenly one grabs his chest and falls over. His partner quickly calls 911 (here in the U.S.) and explains the problem to the Doctor on the other end... Doc says, first thing you do is make sure he's dead... silence on the phone for a moment... Doc hears a loud bang! Man says, "OK, what's next?"