Hey,why don't you post in religion if you think you're hard enough ! (And have an infinite capacity for reading fatuous comments from the deranged) Me, I'm too much of a coward.
But I think there was this bloke called 'God' who arranged a big bang and everything came from that.For amusement he told primitive humans to write a story about a man and a woman and a serpent but left obvious holes in the narrative to be filled by something called faith.The Flying Spaghetti Monster has nothing to do with any of it